These upbringing SIMS will destroy any wish you had to be parents

Have you never wondered what really like raising children? These games are not sugar. You will juggle the demons and manage the household in one hysterics from the collapse. These upbringing SIMs embody chaos.

Some are designed to be useful. Others? Not much. But they will all make you think about having children, or at least they will gratefully a pause button. If you thought the change of the diaper is bad, wait until you see that these digital nightmares are throwing at you.

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Who's your dad

In who is your dad?, One player plays as an incomprehensible dad and the other or child, bent self-destruction. It is a bit like Kazi's simulator, but with a bunch of parental anxiety, mixed. The child can crawl in the oven, whitening, and do everything you are afraid of, the little ones will do the second that you will pay attention.

It should be ridiculous, but it is also an unintentional sim -murders for those with children (or those who look back at their parents). After one round you will never leave the box unlocked again.

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My baby Lebensborn

In my baby Lebensborn you are taking a baby born in a Nazi soldier and trying to lift them in Norway after World War II, where almost everyone around you hate them. There are no terrible jumps and no mechanics. It's just full of great questions and a reminder that children absorb everything around them.

The power of the game lies in its emotional realism, but this realism is suppressed. Every choice you make determines the identity and future of this child. It's powerful, but you shouldn't expect it to be fun. If anything, it will make you think how any real father does this day after day.

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Simulator upbringing children

Don't let the simple visuals cheat you. Children's simulator is a text spiral of anxiety. You will guide your child from birth to college, making endless decisions: breastfeeding or a bottle? Praise their art or be “honest”? Catch? Each choice affects your child's self -esteem and habits.

It's like a Oregon trail, but instead of dying from dysentery, your child eventually has problems with commitments. I went, thinking I lifted a genius. I had a sullen teenager who hates me up to 14 years old.

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Sims 4

With the inclusion of the little ones, Sims 4 turns into a true upbringing simulator. You can add attachment to the SIMS household, and then slowly watch their curatorial digital collapse. These tiny chaos will take your SIM hour (if they sleep at all) and cry because you dared to serve peas instead of carrots.

They don't just drain the needs of your SIMS. They drain your. If you needed confirmation that raising children is difficult, small SIMS 4 is more than happy to show you.

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Life Tomodachi

In the life of Tomodachi you create small MII characters, watch them fall in love, and eventually (if you allow) to have a baby. That's when everything begins to become complicated. The boy grows quickly, talks to the troubled voices of the robot and develops intricate hobbies such as screams on the walls or wearing cones as a hat.

The game gives you the choice: let them move or send them to the “world” through the balloon. No, serious. This is one of the few games in which the child's sending is a possible upbringing option.

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Think about children

In this frantic cooperative chaos SIM you play as parents trying to overcome their hyperactive children in mortals. There are beaches filled with jellyfish, zoo with lions, as well as birthday with lighted fireworks. Children will try to kill themselves if you are so blinking.

You constantly tears between the salvation of one child from the drowning and stop the other from the use of the battery. It's tense and inappropriate. If you were afraid of raising children before, think that children will make you triple checking every children's gate in your home.

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The great world

With Biotech, Rimworld enlargement allows your colonists to have children, which sounds useful until you try. Children need constant care, and childbirth is rough. Toddlers wander in shooting, and adolescents have emotional breakdowns because you did not teach them enough skill.

Meanwhile, the raiders attack, your best doctor is in a coma, and someone just gave birth during a mechanical siege. I once lost baby a wild guinea pig. Not a joke. It means no Playing for the weak and you probably lose a couple!

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Night in the woods

Night in the forest – a great idea of ​​how the upbringing of children never ends. May, the main character, returns home after leaving the college. Her parents support, but also clearly work on the breath. You do not control them, but feel their quiet exhaustion.

After all, May begins to spiral in emotional breakdowns and fights friends (with built -in horror). It does not take a long time to realize that raising children does not stop when your child turns 18. Sometimes it just gets harder!

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Baby in yellow

You are a nanny, and the baby is everything wrong. It levites, teleports and peek into your soul. Over time, the horror goes from cheap jumps to true fear. It is not only a demonic possession, but also introduced into very real fears. For example, what happens if your baby just never stops crying?

This is a short game and a little horrible, but under the tropes of horrors – a familiar anxiety that causes the upbringing, it turned out to eleven. Children are scary. Demon baby? Even worse (but somehow related).